Jordan Catalano Taunts Fat People

Here's some pictures of Jared Leto. He looks weird in all of them. You might not even realize its the same person. But the stunning fact is that he weighs 180 pounds in ALL FOUR PICTURES. Jared Leto is just THAT GOOD at acting, that he's tricking you into believing he's fat in two pictures and skinny in two pictures. He's acting. You gullible bitch, you'll fall for anything.

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Here we see before and after pics of Jared Leto. The before pics were taken when he bulked up for the role of John Lennon's killer in the upcoming John Lennon gets shot movie.

Now, you may be wondering, why didn't they just cast somebody who looks like John Lennon's killer? Why go through all the weight gain and shit? Well, its the same reason that Charlize Theron gains a bunch of weight and puts on prosthetics to play the part of a real person.

Because only beautiful people can act. Its a fact that has been proven by scientists. Hollywood scientists. However, these are the same scientists that created Renee Zellwegger's face, so I don't know how much I trust them.


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This just in: Jared Leto has full blown AIDS. News at eleven.