Showing posts with label Malibu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Malibu. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

American Gladiator, where are you now?

They don't make men like Malibu anymore.



No, no. Malibu is a man of the past. A man of 1990.
In 2007, the closest we get to Malibu is Dog the Bounty Hunter.
And comparing Malibu to Dog the Bounty Hunter is like comparing Spicoli to Ted Nugent.
Or comparing The Juice Crew to Dipset.
Or comparing Surge to Rockstar Energy Drink.

Uh, What?